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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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We were talking. I was happy. I don’t know if you were but I was, definitely happy. Then you asked me about him. I wanted to tell you it was you but I don’t want to lose you. If I told you, you would probably forget about the friendship we have. You would forget me. You wouldn’t talk to me because you wouldn’t want to lead me on and break my heart. Of course, I would still...
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2 boyfriends down and I'm finally scared of taking...
marshmallowboy: Sigh~ Idk. Sadly.
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What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
lmaogtfo: What, Yet, Although, Then, Rarely, Never :D REBLOG IF YOU GET IT.
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